Hubert & Wallet

 This is a book about Herbert and Wallet in 2008. Back in the day I created Herbert and Wallet as a spin-off of Zino, the comedy equivalent. They are a duo, like the yellow and red M&M.; Instead of them having fucking abilities, I guess they do have some abilities in that world; everyone has abilities but literally it is to be a comedy and they exist in the same world as Zino. It was supposed to be a great intro into the series.

I had so many different series for the world of Zino:

- Polo on the Move

- Triple

- Quadro

- and even more

All Zino spinoffs but after the whole "I can't get any support to create these works" bullshit goes on, I have to rethink 

( it said redick) everything and downsize and so these works go out the door; they are gone. I thought they would never return but I looked at my work over the years and I try and do them over again minus Herbert and Wallet. It's actually called Herbert and Wallet because he had an alien. Anyway this is drawn in my classical style when they don't have any noses so that's why they look like that. I hadn't decided on what they would look like in the modern style or if I would just keep them with no noses because they're not human beings; they don't actually need noses. I just basically say they just need to have a membrane or something. Anyway I kind of really do draw the characters with noses now just because it's kind of jarring to not do it. You got to draw something else in its place. It just doesn't look very good to actually draw these creatures realistically. 

Greatly, oh my god, this was going to be the work of funniness. I couldn't even draw the funny. I was gonna put in this thing. See I decided literally to bring back the funny recently and make the dream come true.

You know this girl in college called Katherine said "we gotta make the dreams, we're making our dreams come true." Damn I, Sam, am going to fucking make those dreams come true. Oh my god, that's inspirational, you know? That's very good. That's very good. It was in 2014, spring. Like a month from now she would say this, like 12 years ago, and we would be such best friends after that, such best friends for life, you know?

Ultimately I feel as if I've been motivated to do a work or two or three or four or 44 or maybe a bunch of them. If someone thinks they can create better than me they can't, you know? My own stuff. Imagine that. Anyway I had the best eighth-grade teacher and there was a seventh-grade teacher and we made a fucking book. We made a fucking book. This book was so fucked up, with a bunch of shit, and we did a bunch of fucked shit and ultimately it was good in the end. I'm kidding.

In the end it's this company that had us make and draw on these sheets and whatever we drew on the sheets is what they would print.

I'm going to say my book is the only one that looked anywhere decent, whereas all of the rest of these people couldn't draw for shit and ultimately it just looks sad. I don't know, would they even still do this shit today? They'll have to make a Roblox or some shit or something or another. I don't think kids can even look at a piece of paper for like two seconds today but who knows? Who gives a toot? I'm kidding. They can actually look at it for a very long time. 

Anyways I still have this book and it's pretty good not really. The actual paper I created the idea on has been lost to time for quite some time. I don't even know where it would be.

You know school was the greatest advantage sometimes. They allow you to create these works but that's all you can do. If only a person had in their mind to actually create, I don't know, four images; that'd be good. Publishing online, you win. I mean you literally would win. Yes I'm bringing back this work as well as this did not make it to KyonB. I'm gonna say this: most of the creative work from Smile in the best time period, it's almost like Cartoon Network. It kinda tails off after 2007-2008, becoming kind of stale and boring as time goes on. It may have had its Adventure Time era but truly it started to have a decline once that went off the air and its contemporaries.